16 announcements of drivers or hostess quite amazing
In the airplanes, we hear some boring ads that we all know. However, some crew members are more original ( like this pilot ). Here's one. collection of funny, dared and frightening ads that we could hear in flight:
Source – www.hotelmanagement.com.au
1- “Please attach your seatbelts in case we have a sudden stop, as against the side of a mountain for example. »
2- "Ladies and gentlemen, hello. You will have noticed that time is a little capricious today and that the wind is against us. We will therefore take a steep and rather delicate takeoff. Stay at your seat, it’s Friday night and I have to go to one marriage . Over. »
3- "Hello, this is your captain. I remind you that smoking is not allowed on board. The passengers caught smoking will be taken outside, where they can watch the movie As much as take the wind . »
4- On a flight to Finland: “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to make an emergency landing, we’re on a fast approach to Tampere airport, the plane is on fire, thank you. »
5- “Your attention, please, that the people who have not yet gone to the toilet go there now, thank you. »
6- A passenger says: “A few years ago on a Paris-Dublin flight, the crew correctly announced in English: the captain turned on the safety belt signal ... but in French they announced by mistake adopt the security position and prepare for a disaster landing . All French passengers immediately panicked, while the rest of us were wondering what was going on! »
7- “Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been struck by lightning. »
8- "In case of depressurization of the cabin, masks will fall from the ceiling. Don't shout, take the mask and put it on your face. If you are traveling with several children in the early age, decide from now on the one you love most. »
9- “Ladies and gentlemen, you may have noticed that our descent is more bumpy than usual. We got too close to another plane and I had to take steps to avoid it. »
10- "Super, another successful landing! We're really lucky with this drunk pilot and the co-pilot who looks like a baboon. The person reporting the anecdote thinks this was a joke because there were only 3 passengers on the plane.
11- “There are almost 50 ways to leave your spouse, but there are only 4 ways to get out of this plane. »
12- “Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing the greatest storm I have ever experienced on this flight and I will try to overflight it. Please attach your seat belts. Crew members, please store all unattached items and take place. »
13- "Please make sure you get all your belongings well. And if you leave something, please make sure that this is something we would like to have. »
14- “Ladies and gentlemen, we have just discovered that they have forgotten to give us drinks on this long mail flight...”
15- "TV screens don't work and cabin staff will organize karaoke instead. »
16- “Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the cruising altitude and we will now turn off the lights in the cabin. This is both for your comfort and to improve the appearance of your onboard staff. »
Sources: Telegraph , Airliners , Hubpages
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